Jimbo Fisher showed up today at school Station, Texas, because the new mind football coach at Texas A&ampM. He was welcomed around the tarmac at Easterwood* Airport terminal with a marching band along with a literal red carpet, as occur in a sane world having a healthy appreciation for amateur sports:

Lots of shitheads throughout history happen to be with all this silly foreign dignitary strategy to reasons as dumb as that they’ll coach the neighborhood football team, but this can be the very first time the conquering hero was named Jimbo.

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